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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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While speaking to Slate for an oral history of the cabbage merchant, Sie playfully said, "Of course, now I’m more at the age of what the cabbage merchant was then. I will cultivate that little beard if they need me to. And because my face is quite expressive, I’m perfect for a live-action version of an animated show. I’m ready."

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Not the celebrity news we ever expected to read, but the celebrity news we deserve to read.

Please let this guy play the cabbage man

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it’s what he deserves

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